Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Dear Daddy,

Dear Daddy, 

I would like to announce my impending long-term stay in your home. Although my anticipated arrival date is May 9, 2014, my actual arrival may be unannounced, so please get ready for my visit ahead of time by preparing a suitable guest room with all the amenities, including rattles, diapers, and blankets. I look forward to being delivered to you on the expected date. 

Yours truly, 
Baby W

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